Climate-gate: Something’s rotten in Denmark

And so it begins… the Global Climate LoveFest in Copenhagen got started on Monday with hundreds of Global Climate Chicken Little’s arriving via private jet and limousine to kick-off their 10-day bloviating session about our troubled climate.
But as global climate liars were gathering in Copenhagen this weekend to discuss their latest lies and half-truths concerning the global warming sham, the local government was trying to cool things off to near sub-zero temperatures.
Seems Copenhagen’s Lord Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard and her cohorts on the city council delivered a bunch of postcards to about 160 local hotels and their patrons asking them to refrain from participating in the local sex trade – the legal local sex trade.
Come on!  You must know about this by now!
No? Could it be the mainstream media is ignoring this? Could it be?
If you have been following the ClimateGate scandal at all, you know we have learned through the release of various e-mails between the “scientists” who assure us global warming is real, that global warming actually is a manipulation of climate data perpetrated by these very “scientists.”
The well-organized Copenhagen hookers decided to take on the Lord Mayor’s attempt at putting salt peter in the convention’s proverbial water supply (Come on, who ever heard of a convention without hookers) by offering up free sex for anyone who brings in the postcard.
That’s right, the postcard is a sex coupon… bring the coupon and get … well you know.
So let’s get some perspective here.
It’s bad enough the climate liars have been screwing us with all their “manipulated” climate data, now they get to screw the hookers for free? What’s up with that?
I say charge any climate liar attending the conference a surcharge of say…. $1 billion each. That could be used to refund us all for any useless “green” items we were duped into buying because of their lies.
I’m good. I never bought into this whole global warming nonsense from the beginning.
And come to think of it, if you bought into the whole global warming scam you deserved to get ripped off. Let’s just skip the surcharge – and implement the Lord Mayor’s suggestion. Those climate liars don’t deserve a romp in the hay for free, and the hookers don’t deserve to be soiled by those climate lying creeps.
Problem solved.